Given
the nightmare that transport in India
can sometimes be, FOOTNOTES Journal-ista
Paul
Roberts
was very pleased he was on his motorbike, until he got stuck behind
an MCR
A couple of years
after independence a group of Indian
politicians were debating the problems of public transport in the
capital, New
Delhi. Pony
traps and bicycle rickshaws hardly reflected the image they wanted
to portray of a thriving, forward-looking nation so they did what
politicians the world over have developed into a fine art: they copped
out, created a committee and buggered off to lunch.
This overworked
committee had a fair few problems that needed sorting, not least what
to do with that idle welding factory, a job lot of US
Army surplus
Harley Davidsons
with knackered rear ends, another job lot of diesel engines and this
new transport headache. The
popular version goes that someone was in a hurry to get the report
typed up and farmed it out to a blind illiterate; the result was gibberish.
Once it had
been deciphered out came the recommendation for the motorcycle rickshaw,
or MCR.
It was quite a good
idea in theory. Start with the Harleys,
shoehorn in the diesel engines, saw off the back end and weld on
an 8 seat people-carrier. Stretch the
front forks and lever in a car tyre. It
wasn't going to do much in the way of cornering again but you were
away. All problems solved and still
time for something to eat.
One
look at an MCR
says it must have been designed by committee but 7 decades later
they are still a fixed part of the Delhi
scenery, plying their trade along half a dozen fixed routes across
a noisy, crowded city, puking great clouds of fumes into the already
polluted air. They
might get the job done but environmentally friendly they are not.
Technically
the MCR
is a dream because it is so simple. Most
still run on their original 3-speed Harley
gearboxes, one of the few things to come out of Milwaukee
that was built to last. The
1 litre, 10 horsepower engine fits snugly into the frame and sends
sedate power not only down the drive shaft but also to a fairly
optional light, occasional ammeter and obligatory horn. In
a city with a traffic system like this, a horn is the only tool
you need to get through the chaos.
All
the fancy bits are long gone. Dials
and switches were mostly plundered from the late 70's onwards for
the American
market and those familiar bulbous petrol tanks are now slowly filling
with dust. A
cavernous new tank, good for 3 or 4 days' driving was sited under
one of the bench seats with a simple gravity feed down to the carburettor.
As for fuel economy
the claims are for anything up to 75 km/litre - around 100 mpg.
Not bad when you consider that ? will
buy nearly 8 litres of the stuff in India.
On the other hand, diesel and petrol
are almost always diluted with something cheaper; often kerosene,
sometimes water, occasionally - well, work it out for yourself.
But even without the additives the
noxious gases that belch out from its rear end are quite revolting;
getting stuck behind an MCR in one
of Delhi's frequent traffic snarl-ups
is something best avoided. Come nightfall
the city descends into a misty gloom, redolent of a dust cloud coinciding
with an eclipse.
The ubiquitous mechanic-wallahs
will do their roadside workovers wherever something seizes up or
falls off and the MCRs get a major
overhaul every couple of years, when the engine is stripped down
and the tyres re-treaded (allegedly - I
didn't see one MCR in Delhi
with a trace of tread). The morning
pre-ride inspection seems to consist of ambling around the machine
kicking the tyres. This serves not
only to check for punctures but also confirms that none of the wheels
have fallen off.
Shami Joginder
Singh has been driving an MCR
for 8 of his 22 years, on the same fixed route from Connaught
Place at the northern end of New
Delhi to the Red
Fort, deep in the sprawl of the old
city. Eight years of choking pollution
and cheap cigarettes haven't done much for his constitution but
he was happy to have a job, as was his money lender. "I
bought my MCR from a friend of my uncle
who had driven it from new, so I was
sure it was a good investment. It cost
me 1.5 lakh (about ?500). Clearing
the debt is an uphill struggle. Since
the fares are fixed by the city fathers at a rate even the poorest
can afford - between 1 and 3 rupees (50 rupees = ?) - Shami
will be carrying fares for 16 hours a day, 7 days a week for some
time to come.
He seldom spends
much time at home with his wife and children, preferring to sleep
in the back of his machine. "It
means I
get one of the first runs in the morning which is always full. If
I have a
full load first thing it will bring me good fortune for the rest
of the day." When
he does see his family it's when they climb in for a ride into town.
In this
city of 10 million, everyone seems to meet on the road.
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