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Why
do Canadians
have a maple leaf on their backpacks? Is
that a real Rolex?
And what
is 'drop'? What
you pack is simply a matter of where you're from.
In the beginning travel was a largely
mercantile occupation and those going about the business of constructing
empire simply had to remember to pack a flag they could stick in
the first beach they landed on.
Now, thankfully, we've grown up a bit
and are out there for the sheer fun of it (even if it doesn't seem
like it at times). But whilst we all
seem to be travelling for similar reasons, and to similar destinations,
each nationality still displays very individual characteristics.
The Germans
and Swiss, for example, are very earnest
and will have seen everything there is to see before you've even
got your bags unpacked. The
Dutch and Swedish are much more
laid back and probably won't have seen half of what their supposed
to by the time they leave but they'll have had a damn good time
whilst doing it. The Israelis
and Italians will see the inside of
every club in the country and very little daylight.

A good way of telling a traveller's
nationality is to have a look in their backpack (not that we recommend
you go looking in people's backpacks). All
nationalities have that thing they carry with them. One
item from home that they can't get anywhere else and that you'll
be able to find as jealously guarded as their passport. The
Dutch, for example, carry 'drop', a
sweet apparently, not unlike liquorice, but which
I have never tasted because they've already eaten it all
and wish they'd saved some for later. The
Italians will be carrying an alarming amount of Techno,
which is a shame because they also carry an alarming amount of equipment
on which to play it. Loud.
The Norwegians
and Swedish, like the Canadians,
will be carrying a flag. Either sewn
onto their backpack or as a pin to be worn at all times.
I can understand the Canadians
wanting to distance themselves from the Americans
but the Norwegians? Maybe
they're making sure no-one thinks they're British.
The Swiss
can be identified by the fact that their Rolex
came from Neuchatel and not the Hong
Kong street market where you got your
Tag Heuer for a fiver. The
Australians and
Kiwis will be carrying Vegemite,
of course, and a solid work ethic, which is always appreciated in
the bars of Earls Court.
The English
and Americans are somewhat different.
The English
wander the world thinking "that used to be mine, that used
to be mine", and mourning the passing of Empire.
The Americans wander the world
thinking "that's not as good as mine, that's not as good as
mine", but generally marvelling at the way everything seems
to be working despite not being in North
America.
One thing you don't see much of any
more is tie-dye, which is a shame because the Germans
loved it and if you saw some you were bound to be near a decent
bakery.
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